Thursday, September 24, 2009

#2 Ubiquitous Man Jewelry










What's with the frenzied need for gilding the male lily? 9/10 douchemeisters who approach in a bar seem to be wearing some sort of natural fiber necklace--either a hemp, shark tooth, and shell bedecked ethnic wonder, proving he is a sensitive "down-with-it", culturally aware dude with no qualms about branching out into accessories which define his manhood. Or, he merely shops at the chain of Hollister-Abercrombie-Aeropostale permutations which promise a taste of the surfer dude lifestyle, despite his residence in a noncoastal region (Missouri I'm talking about you). Either way, gross.


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