Tuesday, September 29, 2009

#6 Superstrut

The most ubiquitous form of male "hell-yeah-I'm-sexy-single-and-ready-to-mingle" pomp and circumstance. Knees are slightly bent, arms held akimbo, and there definitely happens to be some hip movement, bordering on a sashay, in sync with  extremely deliberate and practiced head bobbing. Superstrutters are usually guilty of other dealbreaking behavior, most notably of which happens to be the wearing of a fedora, too tight vest, or perhaps some underlying guido tendencies. Superstrutters can be found on the street, in da club, and even in your very own backyard. 

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